Actually, that’s not what this piece ended up being called at all.
Sometimes in life, you don’t get to make the rules for headlines’ appropriate levels of punchiness. Pretty much anytime in life, to be honest.
Find the less dramatically titled “Face facts: You’re replaceable, and there’s only 2 things you can do about it” here. [But check out how that URL reads for the slightly more spicy title before it was toned down 😉 ].
Peace out until our robot overlords trample us all. ✌🏼🤖